Papa nā mākua i kā lākou kaikamahine i ka lollipop, akā ʻaʻole like ka stepbrother - hiki iā ia ke hoʻohuli i ka maka. No kekahi ʻoluʻolu. ʻO ke kaikunāne liʻiliʻi - hāʻawi iā ia i dick no ka hoʻololi ʻana i nā lollipops! ʻAe, he aha kaʻu e lawe ai mai ka blonde - pono ʻo ia e loaʻa i nā lua āpau!
He wahi pō pipiʻi maikaʻi kēlā no ka lede! Manaʻo wau ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi lumi hōkele ma mua o ka hoʻopaʻi ʻia ʻana e nā niggers nui ʻelua. He extremist ʻo ia, ʻoiai! Hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i ʻelua mau mea hiki. ʻO ka mea mua, he nymphomaniac ka wahine a ua hele ʻo ia i kāna leʻaleʻa punahele ma lalo o nā kumu kūpono. ʻO ka lua o ka koho, ua hoʻolimalima ʻia ka wahine a hana kālā. Hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo inā ʻaʻole kūpono ka wahine i kēia mau ʻāpana, a laila ʻaʻole paha ʻo ia e hoʻonohonoho pono iā ia iho me ʻelua mau ʻeleʻele.
He ala maikaʻi kēlā no ka mea hana e hoʻokomo i kāna ana hohonu i kona lauoho ʻulaʻula. A pūlima pū me ka ʻīnika keʻokeʻo ma luna o kāna hoki: "E hoʻohana me ka hilinaʻi!