E like me ka iʻa gula a ka poʻe lawaiʻa i huki ai i uka me ka ʻupena. Pehea ʻo ia i ʻike ai i ka mea a lākou i makemake ai, e lilo ʻo ia i blonde. Eia nō naʻe, pono ʻo ia e hoʻokō i kāna makemake lua - e hoʻokuʻu iā lākou i loko o kāna mau ʻāpana āpau. Manaʻo wau e loaʻa iā ia kāna makemake ʻekolu - e omo i ke kaʻa! No laila, i kēia manawa, pono ʻo ia e noho ma ka ʻāina maloʻo ma mua o kāna hana me ke kupuna kāne mai ka moʻolelo moʻolelo. No ka mea, makemake ʻo ia i ka omo ʻana a me ka moni ʻana!
ʻĀnō, ʻo ia kekahi mau kaikamahine waha! ʻAʻole au i ʻike i kahi hoki i palu ʻia, ua hoʻohuli iaʻu i ka manawa hoʻokahi. A ʻo ka ʻai ʻana i ka moa me ka hohonu a me ke kuko, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau. I kēia manawa, hauʻoli nui ia no kahi pro! Laki maoli ke kanaka, i ka leʻaleʻa me ia mau hoaaloha holomua i ka manawa like. ʻAe, ʻo kēia ka hana ʻoi loa aʻu i ʻike ai, hana nui lākou a hana maikaʻi loa.
Pono kēlā me kēia kaikamahine i ka poʻe e mahalo i kona nani, e nānā iā ia e like me ka pipi, e hoʻohana i kāna mau leʻaleʻa. Akā, ʻo ka hū ʻana ma hope ona a i ʻole ka hahau ʻana i ka muffin he mea hōʻino i kona ʻano wahine. No laila, hāʻule ʻo ia i kahi negro me kahi phallus nui. ʻO ka mua, e hoʻi hou i kāna keikikāne no ka hōʻole ʻana iā ia, a ʻo ka lua, e hoʻokuʻu i ke kāne ʻē aʻe me kāna pume. Manaʻo ʻoe ua minamina lākou no ka hohola ʻana i ko lākou mau wāwae? ʻAe, pono nā kaikamāhine i nā ʻano like ʻole - a ʻo ka luuluu ka mea e ʻelemakule ai lākou. ʻO ka ʻōpio ka mea nui loa iā lākou!
ʻO kaʻu kumuhana punahele ʻo ka moekolohe hui me kahi kaikamahine ʻAsia. He ʻoiaʻiʻo ua paʻa loa lākou ma laila? Ua ʻimi mau, akā ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka manawa. Manaʻolana e loaʻa iaʻu ka manawa i kekahi lā.