ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
Nui ka mea hoʻonaninani, ke haʻi aku nei au iā ʻoe, ʻo nā lako kahiko wale nō ke kūpono! A ʻo nā kaikamahine ʻōpio he ʻuʻuku. ʻAʻole wale lākou e hele wāwae ʻaʻahu ʻole, ua ʻauheʻe lākou iā Pāpā. No kēlā ʻano hana, pono e hoʻopaʻa ʻia lāua ʻelua i ka anus. Minamina ka ʻelemakule momona ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka ikaika e hana ai!
Loaʻa iaʻu kahi mea nui loa.